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Keep going queens!

Don't Make Mattie Laugh
This show is hilarious and I don't mind Poodle being mean to Mattie during the entirety of each episode, but, when Mattie starts screaming like a banshee my ear buds go flying out of my ears.

Love you guys on Bad TV
You four are the best together.

For the love of god no more Bad TV
Matt and Jake are such hard workers and so consistent with their posting. I always appreciate seeing their podcast right when I expect it and also to see my feed absolutely “raw dogged with content”. I laugh every single time I listen and I am not an easy laugher. You keep me from going crazy every day at work. Thank you both for all you do and keep going queens❤️I know what you do is not easy, but you make everything seem fun and painless unlike many other podcasters (who can complain about too many episodes, or being bored with what their watching, etc)

Keep going, queens!
My favorite podcast!!

Love you Queens!!
I have only found 90 day Enterprise in the past few months. I’m obsessed— and mainly I look forward to searching thru your recaps to find past ones that I’m catching up on. You both make me so happy!!!!! Love uuuuu 💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋 PS- I was first introduced to u on my favorite pod - GAME OF ROSES. So glad Chad & Lizzie interviewed you. I’m now in Love with Reality Gays!!!

Love this podcast!
Keep going queens!

Why
Do you you judge everyone about a vaccination but you have sex with a lot of people. J

Re: Etiquette / Smothered
Someone , Pleaseeeeee teach Brittni how to us her silverware 🥄 properly !! I thought that I was watching a 3 year old cut her meat !! 🥩🤺

Keep going Queens
Nicollette Sheridan and Donna Mills were on Knots Landing with Michelle Lee in the 80’s. It was a spinoff of Dallas with Gary and Val. There were cameos by Miss Ellie, JR, and Bobby. Morgan Fairchild was on Flamingo Road with Mark Harmon in the 80’s. Thanks for making me laugh and helping me get through 2023. Merry Christmas and Happy 2024. I am looking forward to all the amazing shows you will be doing.

Oh y’all…
Always a good time! Had to share that I watched the Single Life trailer with my grandma and she asked if it was a paranormal dating show because she thinks Natalie looks possessed 😂

Hilarious
I love them so much I subscribed to Patreon. There’s no such thing as too much Matty and Poodle!

KGQ
I love my gay uncles. Keep up the good work.

The podcast duo I didn’t know I needed
I’m a bit behind on listening, but I loved hearing Kyle and Poodle together!

Hilarious!!!!
Drink every time poodle says Ummmm 😂😂 ready set wasted

Just what I needed:
Another para-social relationship with podcasters. I love Matty and Poodle so much!!! I first heard them on Love to See It talking about the Golden Bachelor and now I’m completely obsessed. Poodle’s “The Count” version of Sarper in the mattress store had me on the floor. Please come to Charlotte for a live show! ❤️

D g a f
I can’t tell you how much I hate Announcements. Theysuck. So bad. They’re interminable, it’s like a whole other show in itself.

Thank you!
Thank you! I feel heard :)

Sometimes creativity is not mania.
Hey, I love your show. I was wondering if you could pause diagnosing people with mental health disorders on your podcast —- including antipsychotic medications? I was mis-diagnosed bipolar when I was young. It was actually PMDD. (Pre-menstrual dysphoric disorder). As a child, I was in an abusive environment and was on bipolar drugs that had really awful & traumatizing side effects. (Like Britney Spears). I was in a mental prison. Sometimes creativity is not mania. Please be mindful of that. For those born female, psychiatry can have a lot of sexism. It has for at least 150 years.

Love You Guys
I really enjoy you guys. Mostly I agree with you two but not about Olivia from Plathville. I can’t stand her. She drove Ethan away. What has she been doing on all those trips?

Great Show !
Wayne is Jay Leno’s long lost son. Problem Solved ! The search is over. 😂 Kenny has 4 children. A son plus triplets. ☀️ Love You Two 💥💫💥 8/21/23 10/9 Kim needed someone to translate and guide her or Google Google Google 💥 💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫 10/31/23 That’s my friend , Marita, that you met at the Vampyre Cafe ! Small World ! 🩸 She’s the owner. Great Show ! Xos, JadeFamousArtist 💥🤺 💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫 Re: TOW — Johan is a pimp !! Makes me feel ill. Some People !! 11/13/23 🌎✈️💥

So funny!
Finally I’ve found a podcast that gets me. Mattie and Poodle have the same sense of humor and cover even the little details on the show that I notice but thought no one else did. I love it. Their reviews are insightful and funny.

My goodness
Found these guys after they were referenced on Reddit. I started WAY back (like 2019ish) on their recaps on some of the OG 90 days. A few minutes in, I thought “There’s no way these 2 aren’t going to get on my nerves.” but by the end, I was hooked! They’re raunchy, silly, hilarious when Matty gets off track, but also kind and empathetic. As an LSU alum - Bonus points for Poodle referencing how freaking amazing Tiger Stadium is (puke smell and all)! I do have to listen with my AirPods because my born under a shed in Disgusta, GA Labrador gets a little worked up when they start singing like Broadway stars 😂 he can’t help where he was born, we’re trying to teach him class.

Love these two!
I just love these two! I’m constantly laughing and smiling listening to their banter while they recap my favorite shows.

Hilarious
I was looking for a comedic recap for Golden Bachelor and this one is by far my favorite. These guys are hilarious, relatable, and have so much chemistry!

Keep going queens!
Love you guys so much!

Raunchy besties I’ve never met!
Mattie and Poodle are raunchy besties I’ve never met. Listening to episodes is like getting together with wicked friends and gossiping at the local dive bar, but without the hassle of drunk hillbilly patrons and the pervasive smell of vomit. I adore them and look forward to each new episode. Highly recommend!

KGQ!
I *love* Mattie and Poodle. This is the best 90 Day Fiancé podcast there is.

Y’all are the best
I listen constantly total binge worthy. Thank you for making me laugh at random moments

KGQ
But thanks for crapping on the Gemini members of the audience.